Hey Deutschers, we need to talk.
You're brilliant, obviously. World renown for your inventions and quality products: BMW, Gutenberg's press, X-ray, Siemens... you catch my drift, right?
However, there's a problem: I'm sick. I need the drugs. Tea and honey are not going to cut it. Because tea and honey will not reduce my fever, allieve my monthly girl issues, lessen my hangover headache or temporarily stop my nose from running.
TRUE STORY. all that holistic crap just doesn't do it for me.
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